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Bernie Review

[dropcap style="font-size: 60px; color: #9b9b9b;"] B [/dropcap] ernie is a true story (or is it?) about a local East Texas gay mortician who befriends a soured old wealthy woman (who could possibly play such a role better than Shirley McLain….imagine Terms of Endearment and Steel Magnolias aged to a stringy, sinewy, nasty perfection) and who gets driven to the point of desperation and kills her.
You really have to hand it to Richard Linklater, the writer/director of this and some of the most interesting comedic films we’ve had in the past twenty years (Slacker, The Newton Boys, Bad News Bears, The School of Rock and A Scanner Darkly). He REALLY knows how to get the very best out of his actors. He is a wizard at extracting the humor that Jack Black has to offer (physical humor and pure acting humor) in a way that leaves the Big Year / Nacho Libre overdone nonsense behind and brings forth the wonderfully funny side of Black from School of Rock and Tropic Thunder. He does likewise for Matthew McConaughey, as the local and very genuine DA, and that is no small feat for the horror of Fool’s Gold and Failure to Launch. Actually, with The Lincoln Lawyer and few other recent credits, I am perhaps not giving Matthew his due….but ya gotta hate those showy abs.
Bernie is imaginative, creative, well played and very, very funny and touching. It is a weird story about a weird little man and a town only out-weirded by the Minnesota town where Lars and his Real Girl lived. This is truly a hedge fund of a movie…..it has creativity and good value. It exploits the arbitrage of a conservative red-neck town that prefers to support a little gay mortician rather than string him up and gay-bash him. I loved it.

The Big Year Review

 


[dropcap style="font-size: 60px; color: #9b9b9b;"] I [/dropcap] f you missed The Big Year when it launched a few weeks ago you may have to wait for late night TV to see it….it skipped in and out of the theaters faster than anything with which these three comedic geniuses have ever been associated . I can’t imagine why…..bird watching is certainly a big mainstream activity if you watch the demographics…..but do birders go to the movies or even know who these three amigos are? And can you really make an exciting Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World race around the globe with binoculars from chasing the elusive snow owl?

As the disguised string said to the bartender…..I’m a frayed knot.

So let’s ask ourselves if Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson did what they were supposed to do? Were they funny…..not really. Black Idolizes Martin, who is some version of Thomas Crown (Remember the 2 versions of The Thomas Crown Affair – Steve v. Pierce and Faye v. Rene) who can dismiss his financial prowess after years of stellar hedge fund or private equity success. And Wilson is trying to lead a balanced life where birding and impregnating a young pretty wife crowd out such mundane things as managing his investments or making money at all.

There is simply no story and no humor here so save your money and go see anything else instead.